A humorous tidbit that made it's way to me via e-mail -- author unknown:
You Might Be A Preacher If...
You've evern waded into a creek wearing a necktie.
You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover that you were.
You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church organist.
You've ever worn a suit to a church picnic.
A church picnic is no picnic.
You've ever worn wing-tips to a softball game.
You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee.
You've been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.
You've actually taken up an offering at a family reunion.
You've ever wanted to give the soundman some feedback of your own.
You've ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and it didn't involve praying for him.
You often feel like you're herding mules rather than shepherding sheep.
You've never preached on TV; your wife made you get down before you broke something.
And the number 1 sign you might be a preacher.... ..
Your sermons have a happy ending; everyone's happy when it ends!
