1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter"
3 comments:
That's pretty funny, despite the tired redneck metaphor. Country bumpkins aren't the only ones who are ready, willing and able to defend home and family, though.
Pablo Mac
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny, too. I felt like I related to it well since we actually have a pitbull and a bulldog sitting in our living room right now.
It's always better to be safe and cautious than sorry. You just have to be sure that you hire only a locksmith with good intention and history.
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