You Might Be A Preacher If...

A humorous tidbit that made it's way to me via e-mail -- author unknown:


You Might Be A Preacher If...

You've evern waded into a creek wearing a necktie.

You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover that you were.

You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church organist.

You've ever worn a suit to a church picnic.

A church picnic is no picnic.

You've ever worn wing-tips to a softball game.

You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee.

You've been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.

You've actually taken up an offering at a family reunion.

You've ever wanted to give the soundman some feedback of your own.

You've ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and it didn't involve praying for him.

You often feel like you're herding mules rather than shepherding sheep.

You've never preached on TV; your wife made you get down before you broke something.

And the number 1 sign you might be a preacher.... ..

Your sermons have a happy ending; everyone's happy when it ends!